Frozen Gruk-Gruk

There's no telling how long ago this gruk-gruk shuffled off this mortal coil—the ice surrounding the corpse has preserved it perfectly. Although it may have been here for a week or a century, it's probably safe to eat if you don't mind freezerburn. And mild aether poisoning. And picking jagged, metallic pin-bones with your teeth. Really? There are easier ways to make a ham sandwich.